Quote of the Day – Dick Cheney

30 09 2007

If you get into the business of committing U.S. forces on the ground in Iraq, to occupy the place, my guess is I’d probably still have people there today instead of having been able to bring them home…The bottom line question for me was: How many additional American lives is Saddam Hussein worth? The answer: not very damn many.

-Dick Cheney – 1992





Quote of the Day – George W. Bush

29 09 2007

Childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.

-George W. Bush





Matthew Shepard Bill Faces Presidential Veto

28 09 2007

The question, then, is does Bush hate gay people more than he loves defense spending?  The defense spending bill was recently approved, but had a hate crimes bill attached to it.  It scares me that I can’t say, ‘of course the president will sign it!”

A picture of the fence outside of Laramie Wyoming where Mathew Shepard (the namesake of the hate crimes bill) was found – he had been beaten and tied to the fence and left to bleed to death.





Bill O’Reilly Loves Black Folk

28 09 2007

Bill O’Reilly says that his recent comments about African Americans were taken out of context – which leads one to wonder if he actually knows what the word ‘context’ means.  In any case, Gawker.com has put together a great little chart of O’Reilly’s contexts when speaking of African Americans.





Preschoolers Express Themselves

28 09 2007

Mark Frauenfelder’s daughter’s preschool class was asked to write what they currently felt and why they felt that way.  He enjoyed the answers and took photos of all of them.  I enjoyed the answers too, so am therefore sharing them with you.  Here’s his flickr site.





Bill O’Reilly is a Racist. Duh.

26 09 2007

Last week Bill O’Reilly had this to say about having dinner at a restaurant in Harlem:

There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-Fer, I want more iced tea.’ You know, I mean, everybody was — it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there and they were ordering and having fun,” he said. “And there wasn’t any kind of craziness at all.

Here‘s the link to the NYT article.  Here‘s a link to the MediaMatters article.





Kathy Griffin: “Suck It, Jesus”

24 09 2007

Kathy Griffin won an Emmy for her reality TV show, and had this to say in her acceptance speech:

I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, ‘suck it, Jesus.’ This award is my god now.

The topper of the cake is that a religious theatre group (I know, what’s the point of theatre if you bias it with religion) posted a full page ad in a daily paper (priced at 90k) condemning her words.

The worst part is that the E! network censored her remarks.  Again, even to the liberal Hollywood type, nothing is sacred, except Jesus.  Read about it at the Washington Post.

kathy griffin





This Was Your Life!

24 09 2007

I recently went to Washington DC on business, and for some of the time stayed at the Holiday Inn, Georgetown.  Inside the informational binder that was in the room, was this little book – “This was your Life!”  As you can guess, I was both offended and entertained.  Read the full book, after the jump.

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Joseph Estrada Convicted of Plunder

12 09 2007

In what can only be seen as bad news for pirates everywhere, Joseph Estrada was sentenced to 40 years in prison after being convicted of plunder.  From the NYT:

A Philippine anticorruption court on Wednesday convicted a former Philippine president, Joseph Estrada, of illegally acquiring wealth while in office and sentenced him to a maximum of 40 years in prison.

The court found Mr. Estrada guilty of plunder, but acquitted him on a perjury charge.





Federal Judge Strikes Down Patriot Act

7 09 2007

Parts of it anyway.  From the Huffington Post:

A federal judge struck down a key part of the USA Patriot Act on Thursday in a ruling that defended the need for judicial oversight of laws and bashed Congress for passing a law that makes possible “far-reaching invasions of liberty.” . . .

The ACLU had challenged the law on behalf of an Internet service provider, complaining that the law allowed the FBI to demand records without the kind of court supervision required for other government searches. Under the law, investigators can issue so-called national security letters to entities like Internet service providers and phone companies and demand customers’ phone and Internet records.

Finally.  The Patriot Act has been, and always will be, a bad idea.  The Chinese government reserves the same rights as this portion of the bill allowed the US government . . . and lets just say they’re not the ones to be copying governance from.

And this from The Onion:





Poor People Suck

6 09 2007

Michael Lewis from Bloomberg.com has a nice happy rant about how he’s better than poor people. It’s a real gem -

People complain about the rich getting richer and the poor being left behind. Is it any wonder? Look at them! Did it ever occur to even one of them that they might pay me back by WORKING HARDER? I don’t think so.

I don’t think Mr. Lewis has ever heard the saying that it takes money to make money – and that hard work doesn’t equate with high pay.





Human Interest Story

6 09 2007

Wikipedia defines a ‘human interest story’ as:

A human interest story is a news story that discusses a person or persons in an interactive and or emotional way. It presents people and their problems, concerns, or achievements in a way that brings about interest or sympathy in the reader.

Human interest stories may be the story behind the story about an event, organization or otherwise faceless historical happening, such as about the life of an individual soldier during war-time, an interview with a survivor of a natural disaster, or profile of someone known for a career achievement.

I define a ‘human interest story as’:

A story that interupts news broadcasts which contains absolutely no worthwhile information, is composed primarily of interviews with people you don’t (and shouldn’t) care about, and in which neither the ‘reporter’ or the people being interviewed manage to spit out anything other than cliché after horrible cliché.

Human interest stories depend solely on tradition and sentiment, often trying to make a social or political point through these methods.  They involve asking ‘everyday people’ questions about their lives, which are, inevitably, horendously boring.

  • So today we’re going to talk to Sue, Tom, and their children.  Tom is getting ready to deploy to Iraq next month and we’re going to check in with them to see what they’re doing to prepare.

How fucking enthralling.

  • Then we’ll have a discussion about foods from your childhood.  Please call in and tell us what you remember and why.

I’m begging you, just put a bullett in my head.

  • As we’ll see in this eight part interview, the Jones family from bum-fuck nowhere loves the country, even after their only son was killed in Iraq.

I’m holding my breath.

The point is, I don’t care what everyone thinks of everything.  If I did, perhaps I would just wander the streets talking to people instead of listening to NPR or reading the NYT.  So why the fuck are you interupting the news with these god damn stories?  Nobody gives a shit that joe-neckbone from Missoula respects people who serve in the military because that’s what people around his parts do. 

Shows like Colorado Matters, Oregon Considered, or whatever your local NPR news show is are a waste of time and money.  And don’t even get me started on Talk of the Nation – a show that encourages people to call in and have a ‘discussion’ about such intriguing topics as what they ate for dinner last night and the newest trends in quilting.

I don’t need to see the woman who’s son just got killed in a drive-by sobbing to guess that she might be upset.  I’m a person and I’m capable of imagining people’s reaction to certain events.  And if what I imagine is actually the truth then it’s not news! 

And what the fuck does that mean anyway, ‘human interest story’?  Does that mean that humans are supposed to find it interesting?  Does it mean it is about a human that posseses interest?  Either way, why the fuck should anyone care??

Most of the time these stories just expose Americans for the dumb-fucks they are – and that shouldn’t be something to be proud of.  I guess that is what makes a human interest story though.  If the person you are interviewing can form a complete sentance, has something interesting to say, and is talking about something that actually matters to someone than chances are it is not a human interest story.  However, if the person you are talking to only has less than half of their teeth, has absolutely nothing important to say, and is identified not by their proffession but by the city and state in which they reside, then it is probably a human interest story and not worth the time it takes to hear it.

And don’t buy into that whole ‘it’s about connecting with people’ bullshit.  It’s not about connecting with crap.  First of all, you can’t connect with someone you’ll never meet through an interview.  Second, even if you could, you wouldn’t the fuck want to because you have some sort of aversion to toothless hicks and miscellanous other forms of ignoramuses.

My apologies for the ranting . . . and the cursing. . . but human interest stories, man . . . that’s how they get ya.





Arlen Spector is in Craig’s Bathroom, I mean Corner

5 09 2007

Larry “Wide-Stance” Craig may not be stepping down now that Sen. Arlen Spector is defending him.  The bad news is that we’re going to have to keep hearing about this for a while yet, the good news is that this story broke because Craig called a complete stranger and left it on their voicemail.

That’s right, he called the wrong phone number and left a message saying that he might not step down after-all.  The person who got the message promptly gave it to a newspaper.  You can read all about it here.

Dear god, if you’re in the middle of a scandal, and you’re a US senator, don’t leave voice-mails unless you’re sure you’ve got the right one.  This is the lesson we learn from this.





Bad Penis, Bad!

5 09 2007

From Expatica:

A man cut off his own penis and threw it in a toilet ‘so he would stop sinning’.

I wish I was a christian so I could feel such shame.  I’m really missing out.  I tried to find a picture of a penis floating in a toilet for this post – but you’ll just have to use your imagination.





Scientology as a Crime

5 09 2007

From the AP:

BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) — A Belgian prosecutor on Tuesday recommended that the U.S.-based Church of Scientology stand trial for fraud and extortion, following a 10-year investigation that concluded the group should be labeled a criminal organization.

Scientology said it would fight the criminal charges recommended by investigating prosecutor Jean-Claude Van Espen, who said that up to 12 unidentified people should face charges.

Van Espen’s probe also concluded that Scientology’s Brussels-based Europe office and its Belgian missions conducted unlawful practices in medicine, violated privacy laws and used illegal business contracts, said Lieve Pellens, a spokeswoman at the Federal Prosecutors Office.

“They also face charges of being … a criminal organization,” Pellens said in a telephone interview.

Scientology shouldn’t be a religion, it’s not even a word.








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