Perhaps my favorite feature of The Onion is the public opinion poll. Recently it was on Bush’s veto of the Stem Cell Research bill. Here’s what a few people had to say:
“Maybe Bush would pass the bill if, instead of research, the stem cells would be used for torture.”
“If God wanted to cure or treat diseases affecting 100 million people, he would’ve put a sane person in the Oval Office.”
“To Bush’s credit, the ailing and enfeebled can’t vote, let alone fund a Republican campaign.”
It’s funny ’cause it’s true. It’s funny ’cause it’s true . . .