Evidently the Huff ran a contest for new republican party slogans, after there slogan turned out to be a registered trademark of Effexor, the antidepressant drug. Most of the top 20 are crap, but there are a few good gems:
9. We’re Like Wonder Bread. White. Puffy. Tasteless.
5. GOP: Nowhere To Go But Up
2. Thanks For Your $ – Sorry About Your Kids